are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I was not expecting that ending.
what the fuck just happened
they fucking wrecked did u not see
lol
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
oh my god
I reblog this everytime I see it
WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM SOMEONE MESSAGE ME
can someone message me and tell me what this is from please and thank ya
yes omg what is this from??
stop messaging me oh my gosh guys i got like 80 messages, but thank you, and for those who don’t know, this book is called I Need You More Than I Love You, and I Love You To Bits by Gunnar Ardelius.
Relevant
This is literally my favorite thing ever
(Source: ashletsparty)
(anything) feat. Pitbull
